Saturday, May 05, 2007

My One and Only Paris Hilton Post

This week Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving charge. If only we could sentence the world to ignore her forever. This is for you, Paris. Maybe when you get out John Waters will cast you in his next film.

p.s. I could listen to Darryl Hall sing into eternity--yes, even the mid-80s hits--just an incredible voice. In fact, here's my chorus of angels for the after-life: Darryl Hall, Al Green, Aretha Franklin, with a little bit of Van Morrison, Neil Young and the Supremes (without Diana) thrown into the mix. Special guest stars: Elvis and John Lennon. And what the hell, Brian Setzer--yes, his songs pretty much suck, but what a voice!

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