The Republican campaign is hurting--hurting bad! Putting my marketing skills to the task (and currently unemployed while doing so), I've risen to the challenge of re-branding the two-headed McPalin monster. Otherwise, it's just not a fair fight out there.
I was thinkin', Sarah Palin's got star power, but she's coming across as, well, kind of like a nutso. She needs a little more of a positive spin on her.
Exhibit A: Sarah Palin Motivational Poster for your cubicle (if you haven't already been downsized!).
She admits she's kinda new at this. What a wonderful opportunity to humanize her. Lest we forget--she is some kind of human.
Exhibit B: The life-sized Sarah Palin wall sticker. That'll make it hard to ignore her stance on...stuff...and...things.
The Sarah Palin winky doll. What could be more refreshin'?
Hey! Don't leave out McCain! WHO? Oh, you sillies. He needs a little attention too!
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