Superhero Haiku

Today is the last day of April—the last day of National Poetry Month. But don't despair because it's almost Free Comic Book Day (May 5). Let's celebrate with superhero haiku. Super!

Superman flying

cape billowing in the wind

hairs neatly in place

Fantastic Four: stretch,

invisible girl, fire guy;

good band name: The Thing

Wonder Woman flies

her invisible airplane

no one sees her fly

Batman and Robin

hide their true relationship

only Alfred knows

career frustration

for Captain America

can't get to Major

Mighty Thor always

shops at IKEA for his

lingonberry juice 

Avengers unite

fighting against evil foes

what about Enron?

Spiderman sell-out

movies, a failed Broadway show

oh no, James Franco

she's problematic

She-Hulk can't keep her clothes on

superhero porn