Increasingly I am feeling middle class. So I made a checklist to make sure I'm not getting too settled. Are you becoming too middle class? Start checking and find out!
_ Competitive block parties
_ Competitive exotic wedding locales
_ Determination that progeny will be bilingual, athletic, musically inclined and top-tier mathematicians by age 10.
_ Secret hoarding of “As Seen on TV” product line
_ Tempur-Pedic pillow (Tempur-Pedic mattress is for upper middle class)
_ Bluetooth discussion during power walk about possible future vacation home
_ Bite guard
_ Fear of cable customer service
_ Love/hate relationship with Costco
_ Hypoallergenic pet
_ Toppings OK as long as it’s on frozen yogurt
_ Move back to the city? And give up the garage?
_ Soaker tub was only put in for resale value
_ Granite countertops a MUST have
_ Saving up for a visit to the pet acupuncturist
_ Can't wash the top of your vehicle without a stepladder
_ MacBook Air envy
_ Fear and loathing of popcorn ceilings