


Happy April 1st.
I believe this is the first Nirvana song I ever heard, or at least took any notice of, through the wall of my flat in San Francisco. My roommate Eleanor was a member of the now defunct Sub Pop Singles Club and she started listening to Nirvana like, right away, when they actually first released a record. I think she paid $27 a month to Sub Pop and they sent her a bunch of singles (meaning, 7" records) from then-unknown bands on a monthly basis. So she had first dibs on buying "Bleach" or something, and I started noticing an interesting bass line filtering through our typically un-insulated San Francisco walls.
I politely knocked on her door before barging in and asking "Who's this guy singing? He sounds like he's yelling into a shoebox or something." She kindly lent me all Nirvana vinyl in her possession and I started roping my friends in with it. "Hey listen to this guy singing," I'd say. "He has a really good voice." My friends listened with puzzled expressions on their faces. A year later, I became known as "the girl who turned her friends on to Nirvana."
But I want to set the record straight now. My roommate was cooler (and younger) than me. I never would have forked out money to a tiny label from Seattle in the hopes they would send me any good music. Yes of course now, in retrospect, I would LOVE to own some rare singles from Nirvana, Mudhoney and L7. Hand them over. But it's too late and I just want the world to know. It wasn't me, world. It was Eleanor. I was just listening in.
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CWW: I would pay to see that. This next one is pretty creepy... Girl Captive In Bathroom.
EVS: That's too much, even for me.
CWW: This referral brought up my site because I have one photo of a bathroom from my San Francisco Armory Tour post, which also features you, by the way. I only include it here because I found a good image for it. EVS: What is this? Some kind of nightmare?
CWW: I can't explain everything about the modern world, Erich.
EVS: But why are they all taking her picture? I don't understand.
CWW: Let's just say there's no one more captive to the concept of fame than Britney Spears. I don't mean to make fun. I wish her well. But her fame quotient is out of control, that's for sure.
EVS: I need a strong drink.
CWW: Moving on--Milk Woman Pic. This Milk Maid costume is currently out of stock, but you can still order the adult Swiss Miss costume.
EVS: Nice socks.CWW: Erich, can you stop looking at her feet? Here's another one: Pregnant Wild Women. It's not nice to make fun of pregnant women. Being pregnant is hard. So just this one time.
EVS: I really could use that drink now. Wait, is that a tattoo peeking out of her brilliantly red panties? That is wild...
CWW: Well, things have changed since you walked the Earth.
EVS: Oh I don't know about that. You'd be surprised.
CWW: This next one really confused me. Sexy Matte Painting.
EVS: I love matte painting! But I rarely used it in my films. I would rather shoot on location. Damn the expense!
CWW: Yes, matte paintings are the backgrounds that make up the reality and fantasy of so many film settings. But sexy? Unless you find paintings of architecture and landscapes sexy. I don't quite get this request. I did find a "before and after" portrait from Photoshop Gurus' face makeover tutorial, and it does look like she's wearing a ton of matte make-up. That's as close as I could get for that one. EVS: I like the "before" better. The "after" looks like a mannequin.
CWW: A sexy mannequin.
EVS: Ahh.
CWW: One more. I'm sure this will get a lot of hits.EVS: I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to be dead.
CWW: Sorry Erich. Thanks for taking this journey to Bad Search Amsterdam with me. Here are some links that will hopefully remedy these bad searches. These are NOT safe for work. ADULTS ONLY. Potentially OFFENSIVE, but that's how it is in Bad Search Amsterdam. That is all.
Erich: Hmmm, maybe I won't leave quite yet...
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