Monday, April 30, 2012

Superhero Haiku

Today is the last day of April—the last day of National Poetry Month. But don't despair because it's almost Free Comic Book Day (May 5). Let's celebrate with superhero haiku. Super!


Superman flying
cape billowing in the wind
hairs neatly in place



Fantastic Four: stretch,
invisible girl, fire guy;
good band name: The Thing



Wonder Woman flies
her invisible airplane
no one sees her fly



Batman and Robin
hide their true relationship
only Alfred knows



career frustration
for Captain America
can't get to Major



Mighty Thor always
shops at IKEA for his
lingonberry juice 



Avengers unite
fighting against evil foes
what about Enron?



Spiderman sell-out
movies, a failed Broadway show
oh no, James Franco


she's problematic
She-Hulk can't keep her clothes on
superhero porn

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