The Royal Family, oooops, I mean the First Family has been gallivanting around the White House (and Florida) for a month now. And you know what that means: makeover time! Something classy, to match the family in question. I thought the timeless billionaire-look-from-the-80s is long overdue for a comeback. As a patriotic American, I offer my style tips, gratis. Remember: we get the leaders we deserve, but also—they get the citizens they deserve, so keep those calls, cards and letters coming to your elected officials. We're all in this together.