What's Lady Gaga doing amongst your dahlia border? Perhaps hiding from the paparazzi? Or spending time in quiet contemplation after a bad romance? Whatever she's up to, she adds some serious avant-garde cred to your borders and beds. Made from quality resin and high-impact plastic, the Lady Gaga Lawn Ornament is here to entertain you for years to come.
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Has your Zen garden got you a little too centered with the universe? For a dose of true earthiness, consider placing "The Boss" lawn ornament within. Next time you meditate, he'll be there to keep you in line. This plywood and fiberboard cut-out is coated with a clear acrylic lacquer so it won't warp, fade or harbor carpenter ants. The perfect boss!
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Can I take your order sir? (or ma'am). This fast-food worker never asks for a raise and he serves as a reminder that you're never too far from a quick meal at the drive-through. Humorous lawn ornament fits in any large shrub, hollow tree, or wood shed. A modern tribute to our modern world.
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1 comment:
I'm definitely not a lawn ornament person - I'd rather have flowers and greeness only. But those are amusing for sure. Plant and Garden Blog
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