There's enough idiots out there searching for Lindsay Lohan, to make every site make sure that she's well represented on a daily basis. Clogging up the pop-culture pipeline with her current uselessness is just one of many job descriptions Ms. Lohan can put on her resume.
But what about THIS blog? Captive Wild Woman is not immune to the problematic nature of search popularity. We at CWW headquarters have noted a distinct trend while studying our Web stats and analytic pie charts: images are fueling this blog's search popularity more than writing. And obscure films and satirical content are just not attracting the masses like they used to. If they ever did. So with that in mind, here's a grab-bag of jpg images for ultimate SEO.
Have at it, searchers. I think I can supply you what you're looking for from my extensive, years-in-the-making collection of ultimate graphic content.
Fluffernutter Sandwich - look no further. It's right here.
Fuck This Guy - I really think this is a useful jpg image. Not just useful but beautiful. It's beautiful, man.
Rat Playing Saxophone - Why do you own a dog or a cat? Can they do this? I think not, at least not with any shred of dignity.
Van Halen - they're rocking out with the cocks out. Or as close as they legally can to that. File this in your important archives for future reference because today's rockers are wimps who refuse to wear Spandex.
Puppy - Look at this puppy! All puppyin' out and goddammit, it's a puppy. You need this puppy image in your life. You know you do.
Forget the puppy. Here's 80s pop genius Prince. If you look at only one Prince image today, make it this one.
Forget Prince. Look at Roxy Music. They are so much cooler than anyone on the planet before or since. That's value-added.
Sad Keanu with Bunnies - This will be generating millions of hits. I hope the Blogger servers can handle it!
Can never get enough Gary Busey.
Sorry, but I gotta slip this one in, "Dawson Crying." It's just a formality due to its ongoing popularity as an image. Carry on.
Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul - you're welcome.
2 comments:
Wow, this is a treasure trove! I just wanna say that if anyone will pay me the salary that Van Halen make to be a rocker, I'll wear spandex with a smile! I would even start a band with that rodent playing the saxophone. And no, my Great Dane cannot play the saxophone! And if I had to choose between that puppy & Prince, I think I would choose the puppy. That is all. Thank you, CWW for making me smile!
You're welcome, Soup and Song. I'm sure this post will generate a lot of hits and plenty of Twitter followers and Facebook friends and super-popularity all around. But I do it for the love of it.
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