These were actually taken by my six-year-old, after visiting Santa and tickling a talking tree sponsored by the Vancouver, WA Rotary Club. But I like to think of this series as a public service announcement about drinking too much at Christmas time. Do you want your wholesome and beautifully appointed tree festival to resemble THIS? I didn't think so.
I'll post about real things, or semi-real things after my parents leave tomorrow. It's hard to visit and post because computer stuff is really anti-social when there's actual people in the house with you.